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Ice Cream Sample Abuser Tee (Blue)
Delivery
- Estimated delivery — Wed, Dec 24–Sun, Dec 28
Meet the Ice Cream Sample Abuser Tee - a wearable intervention for the people who treat the sample spoon like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
A clean, heavyweight tee calling out one of humanity’s most underrated crimes: excessive ice-cream sampling.
The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
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Use the size chart on this page. Our apparel is typically unisex/standard fit—go true-to-size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look.
Most items are a comfortable, everyday unisex fit. If you’re between sizes and prefer roomier, go up one.
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For best results: wash cold, inside out, and hang dry (or tumble low). Avoid high heat to keep prints looking sharp.
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